Total Medals Earned: 170 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,930 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 13/13 (435/435 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/355 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 8/13 (45/140 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 16/20 (210/375 points)
You have successfully sharted!
you tried to start a race riot
you tried to get AIDS
you drowned in your own urine
you touched bear poo a bunch of times
you talked to bb10
you were deported
you defeated the bear
you crossed the border
you crossed the border with a sombrero
you found olskoo
aye caramba amigo
you became president of the united states while wearing a sombrero
you became president of the united states
Get the max attack combo chain
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Die!
Survive Night 1
Survive Night 2
Survive Night 4
Survive Night 5
Survive Night 3
Survive Night 6
Survive Custom Night
Survive 6/20 mode
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
